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Episode 5 : Guess Who?

Moonstar padded back and forth. A dead cat was before her. She examined the body multiple times in glances. "This is awefully peculiar," she meowed silently.
She glanced at-

Oh sh*t, who am I kidding. I can't write a mystery to save my life. Yeah, this is Spottedbelly, the teller of tales, the author of Random Chronicles. I've had writers block for moons now, and when I get an idea, it fails me like now. Well, I'm just gonna be pure random. To hell with it too. RANDOM

********Hang in there baby!*********

Spottedbelly turned to Purestar gravely. Her leader wouldn't turn to look at her. The deputy looked down at her paws. Sweetdreams sat opposite of Purestar and shook her head. The two cats looked at Purestar sullenly. Their leader seemed almost in a trance. Purestar's eyes widened as the ground beneath the cats' paws became wet. "Oh shi-"

Furystar licked his wound that went down his leg like a snake. In his presence was Icestorm and Rainwish, prisoners to ShadowClan from the battle. "Pss," Icestorm meowed. "**What?**" "Psss." "**I said what?**"hi..." Furystar rolled his eyes. All of a sudden his eyes rolled to the back of his head and he died.
"Yay."

Icestorm wretched in his sleep. He squirmed and flailed violently. He had a high fever and was sweating through his coat. His vomiting turned into black blood as he writhed in Rainwish's den. Moonstar, Hurricanefang, and Tornadowhisker watched Icestorm and Rainwish. The medicine cat tried to chew up poultices for his fever, but he wouldn't wake up to eat them. Icestorm shivered furiously and wretched once more. He opened his jaws in a silent scream as his eyes opened wide. He remained motionless on the ground, as if dead. But then his tongue lolled and he shut it back up in his mouth. He panted as Moonstar meowed, "What in StarClan was happening to you?" Icestorm tremored to a collasping point on the ground. He sprawled himself across the den floor and hissed, "It was terrible...it-it was..." he paused. "Spottedbelly!" "Oh," the cats meowed in boredom as they exited the cave and left him behind. "Blood..."

I knife stuck out of Purestar's back as Wolfkit and Sunkit sat before Spottedbelly. She meowed, "Alright, who's plan was this?" Wolfkit stepped foreward. "I have an idea that you did it, Wolfkit," his mother meowed. The kit nodded and meowed, "I'm sorry." "It's okay," Spottedbelly meowed, "Who wants McDonalds and cupcakes?" "Meee!"

Icestorm sat on the couch. He sighed. Stewiekit padded up to him and sat next to him with a tin of cool whip. He took off the lid as Icestorm watched him warily. Stewiekit looked at him and meowed, "would you like some cool hwhip?" "What?" Icestorm meowed. "Cool hwhip, would you like some cool hwhip?" "Why are adding the 'hwi' to it?" "What to it?" Icestorm paused, "Say whip." "Whip." "Now say cool whip." "Cool hwhip." "Cool whip." "Cool hwhip." Icestorm sighed, "You're eating hair!"

"Hi there!" Hawkfire meowed. A little apprentice stood before him. "What's your name?" "Fagpaw," the apprentice mewed. "What?" Hawkfire meowed.

Tinkerbell sat on a branch and twittered her wings. "You wished upon a star, and so your wish will be granted however stupid it is!" The fairy squeaked. "Here is my blessing," she said, "I grant all the warriors of warriorcatchat to live for eternity! They will never truly die!!!" Dapplenose came out of nowhere with a sniper gun and shot it at Tinkerbell. The fairy exploded and floated down to the ground like a smooshed moth. "It's over, you'll never see her again!" Pinekit finished. "Oh my frick!" Spottedbelly yowled, "That explains it!"

Firestar crouched, ready to spring off the bigstone. "Phhhhbbtthhh."

Hanna Montana twirled onstage and sang, "You get the beeeeeest of both woooorrrlds-" Spottedbelly flung herself at the pop diva and sliced open her throat.
"I saved you!!!"

Darkstripe was out hunting alone in the forest. He smelt freshly kiled prey. He followed the scent to a box propped up by a stick. Yarn was tied to the stick,
but underneath the box was a mouse. Darkstripe licked his lips as he went unde the box and picked up the prey. "Gotcha!!!" The yarn was tugged and the box slammed down, trapping Darkstripe inside. Spottdbelly hopped ontop of the box as it wrestled underneath her as Darkstripe flailed. "I'm so smarticle," Spottedbelly meowed.

Credits

-Cast-

Spottedbelly as Spottedbelly
Icestorm as Icestorm & Brian
Stewie as Stewiekit
Purestar as Purestar
Moonstar as detective
Rainwish as Rainwish
Hurricanefang as Hurricanefang
Tornadowhisker as Tornadowhisker
Sweetdreams as Sweetdreams
Hawkfire as Hawkfire
Pinekit as Pinekit
Wolfkit as Murderer
Sunkit as Sunkit
Dapplenose as Dapplenose
Furystar as Furystar
Hillary Duff as Tinkerbell
Britney Spears as Fagpaw
Miley Cyrus as Hanna Montana *gasp*
Darkstripe as Darkstripe

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Keep a look out for Episode six : I Must Have It!

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WHAT A FUNNY JOKE (I DIE)! no no no SpottedBelly kills HannahMOntanna LOL

Icestorm has died of laughter. XD

i have caused a starclan cat to die with my LAUGH

lol i read again and again since you posted it but i cant stop laughing about furystar's death and fagpaw.

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